stefanmarius

- The number 117 isn't just Master Chief's identification, it's the length of his penis... in yards. - There is no energy shield. Projectiles just stop before hitting the Chief. - Master Chief doesn't need weapons to kill things, the weapons need Master Chief - The Spartan Mark V armor actually broke because it couldn't contain Master Chief's awesomeness. - If the marines just stay out of his way, Master Chief can finish the entire Halo story before you can say 'Halo'. - The Chief did scare some Elites. So much that even their armor colors turned white, that's why there are white armored Elites. - Microsoft doesn't own Master Chief. On